I know I'm setting myself - and poor fragile Eli - up for disappointment here. I know a lot of people just can't stand him. But my lust for Eli Roth has snowballed into something altogether unholy as of late. When he appears in the trailers for Inglourious Basterds I go weak in the knees. Then last night I turned on the TV and Tivo was recording him hosting some nonsense-promo-thing and he looked so good I almost swallowed my television set whole (seriously, if I figure out how to grab stills from it I will prove it to you). And then I was scanning through Slash/Film just now and come across this post about a chat between Eli and Quentin Tarantino and the accompanying picture has pushed me over the edge.
So I need to know. Am I nuts, or is he setting
anybody else's crotch on fire these days too?
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anybody else's crotch on fire these days too?
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If I remember correctly, I was sensing a lot of gay vibe on the Hostel behind-the-scenes documentary. I'd hit it.
Oh, and "The Bear Jew" - I mean, come on!
You are definitely NOT alone! That face + that hairy chest + that tank top = smoking HOT! The things I could do to Eli!!
He sets my crotch on fire as well!
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