Fail

I usually adore and worship upon bended knee the posters that are created specifically for the special movie screenings at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, but this time they done wrong:

(via) How do you make a poster for Paul Verhoeven's Total Recall and include nearly every character in the film except the two most important ones? I speak of "Three-Tittied Hooker" and "Midget Whore With Crimped Hair and Machine Gun" of course.

This film would be nothing without them.
NOTHING. Schwarza-who? Exactly. Gah.

All that said, the new poster
for Re-Animator is giving me a semi.

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