Friday, July 10, 2009

Do, Dump or Marry - Whither Hal Jordan?

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Hey, didja all read who's up for the form-fitting tights of The Green Lantern? Via AICN:

"The Hollywood Reporter says the candidates to play Hal Jordan have narrowed to three:

* Justin Timberlake
* Bradley Cooper
* Ryan Reynolds

All three tested for the part, according to the paper, alongside Michael Fassbender, Henry Cavill and Jared Leto."

Okay, I was torn here over which one of those trios deserved my attentions because altogether that is a six-some of exquisite finery there, but I figured I should go with the dudes in the lead, at least according to the word on the street, and that's the first three. Justin, Ryan, Bradley.


Who? Justin:


Bradley:


And Ryan:


You know 'em, you love 'em...
now you need to Do Dump or Marry 'em.
Have at it. And if you wanna take a swing
at that second threesome as well:


Well you go on with your bad self. To the comments!
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16 comments:

the other one said...

Do Justin
Marry Ryan
Dump bradley
Do Jared
Marry Henry
Dump Michael

timothy grant said...

Easy...

Do Cooper
Dump Timberlake
Marry Reynolds

J.D. said...

Do: Bradley
Dump: Justin
Marry: Ryan (PERFECTION)

Do: Henry
Dump: Jared (as he looks now, sigh)
Marry: Michael

Joe Reid said...

DO Ryan
DUMP Bradley
MARRY Justin

I can't believe you're making me dump Bradley Cooper! Sigh. He keeps playing d-bags and pretending he's straight, though, so I guess there's some justification.

Hugh Man said...

Do the director, dump the casting agent and marry the role to Henry. The rest of the boys get supporting roles and Mr. Fillion is cast as Golden Age lantern/The Spectre

Anonymous said...

Do Bradley with fierce abandon.
Marry Ryan. After he is done with that tart.
Dump Justin. I will do it with the quickness.

Part 2:

Do Jared with a one night stand. Nothing more.
Marry Henry. Just talk to me and I'll be yours.
Dump whoever that other guy is. Who the fuck is he?

J.D. said...

Michael Fassbender, star of Hunger (also in 300 and Eden Lake). Pic, pic, pic.

Jason Adams said...

What JD said.

Joe Reid said...

Oh, and for the second one, I'll

DO Leto
MARRY Cavil
and DUMP Hunger-Strike McGee over there

Prospero said...

Do Ryan
Dump Justin
Marry Bradley

DancerInDC said...

Do Ryan
Dump Justin
Marry Bradley

(And for the record, I think Bradley Cooper is the perfect choice for the role.)

DL said...

Easy as pie:
Do: Ryan
Dump: Bradley
Marry: Justin

And for the second tier...

Do: Henry
Dump: Michael
Marry: Jared

Glenn Dunks said...

Do Bradley
Dump Justin
Marry Ryan

That was so easy.

NATHANIEL R said...

do ~Ryan
dump ~Justin
marry ~Bradley

t'was the easiest do dump or marry ever! the second tier woulda been much harder.

mmmm

do ~ cavill
dump ~ leto (if only because you never know which Leto you're going to get and some might be... unpleasant)
marry ~ michael (talent + hotness for the win)

Wayne B said...

Do Cooper, Dump Timberlake and Marry Reynolds.
Do Fassbender, Dump Leto and Marry Cavill.

Anonymous said...

Marry Ryan, Do Bradley, Dump Justin. :'D Bradley's sooooo hott.