Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cock Blocked!

I almost announced "What a gyp!" here but then I remembered that "gyp" means "gypsy" and that's actually a derogatory statement. Shame on you, gypsy-haters! Gypsies make an important contribution to the criminal werewolf-breeding complex. Aaaaanyway, how faggy is this shit? Via Slash/Film comes our first look at Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger in the Elm Street remake. Only NOT.


Well there's a green-and-red sweater there so I guess it's Freddy. Ugh. I've said before that I can't imagine a better casting choice for Freddy, so why are they playing us like this? Give up the goods, you teasing fucks. I WANT BURN-SCARS IN HD PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
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4 comments:

Wayne B said...

"Don't tease me honey!"

Pax Romano said...

I tried adjusting it with Paint Shop Pro, can't really make out the face.

Jason Adams said...

Ha, I did too, Pax! Great minds fail alike, I guess. ;-)

Unknown said...

Ha, I actually AM gypsy and get both peeved and self-righteous about it whenever I hear that particular slur-slang, so it makes me happy to see you comment on it.