Riding In Cars With Boy

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Yet another instance where what my momma taught me has turned out to be wrong - I would gladly accept any candy this stranger offered and get into the backseat of his car without hesitation even though we don't know each other at all. Because we would know each other by the time that ride was through. And by "know each other" I mean in the Biblical sense. And by "in the Biblical sense" I mean we would have lots and lots of sexual intercourse until one or both of our hearts exploded dead. I'm going where you're going, Jake, take me with you!
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