I really hate - really! I do! - being forced to go here, but if I don't who will? I'm the Great Dick Avenger, calling it out where ever it makes itself known! Ahem. But ya see, look at these pictures of Twilight star Taylor Lautner leaving the gym today (via):
Coming one day after similarly snug-crotched pictures of his Twilight co-star Kellan Lutz where I wondered if there weren't some sort of beefcake competition going on between the men of the cast, well, now I think I'm onto something. I mean, really. It's like when Paris and Britney and Linsday were all flashing their lady-flowers only with a thin cotton layer of cover-up and 200% more penis.
Oh, and Kellan wins.