Friday, May 29, 2009

Today's Fanboy Delusion

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Today Right now I'd rather be...


... watching Drag Me To Hell already!

Argh! I've only been at work for two hours and I am already losing my damn fool mind with impatience. I still have nine hours until I see the movie! I am going to spend the entire time building a time machine out of toothpicks and ketchup packets. Of course, by the time I am done the nine hours will have passed and I will just use the time machine to drive myself uptown to see the movie. But then, it really will have proven itself a time machine because it's construction will have literally made the time disappear! I am a genius! I have solved the riddle of time travel just now! Bow down!

Ugh.
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1 comment:

Prospero said...

Glad to see I am not alone in my agony...