Thursday, May 28, 2009

"Special Extra Role"

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Ahh, do you smell that? It's the heady aroma of gratuitous boobs in the morning. Via io9 comes this hilarious casting call for the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot that's currently filming:

"Joan Philo casting is searching for a special scene for, "A Nightmare on Elm St," a feature film directed by Sam Bayer. We are searching for attractive women, 18 to 27, who are comfortable working topless in a tasteful pool party scene. This scene is a non-speaking "special extra" role and will be filmed with the utmost respect. The location of this scene is in the suburbs (exact location TBD). This scene is a three-night commitment...

If you are interested please e-mail us a recent color photo (in swimwear)... In the subject of the e-mail please put "Special extra role.""

I am so sending them my picture.

I am just tickled - tickled! - by the language used in this though. Tasteful pool party! Utmost respect! Now put 'em on the glass! Jeez.
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2 comments:

Pax Romano said...

Please send them your picture ... I so want to see you in a "tasteful pool party scene"...especially one that is topless.

Jason Adams said...

I don't know if they could handle it.