Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Happy Birthday, Samantha Morton

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My new favorite actress Samantha Morton turns 32 years old today, and we here at MNPP would like to wish her a wonderful day. I'm sort of surprised to see she and I are only a couple months apart in age - she seems older somehow to me. Huh.

Anyway, I'm not alone in finding myself utterly terrified of this woman, right? She just doesn't seem wholly right in the head to me, which of course only adds to my fascination with and love for her, of course. But I wouldn't want to ever find myself alone with her. I feel like she'd start spinning around in the middle of the room singing and then fall in a heap on the floor whilst spitting out the most vile curse words and then giggle like a school-girl as she cut her face with a long skinny blade she'd pulled from her bra.

In other words, she's totally awesome.

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5 comments:

Joe Reid said...

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Sam would be called upon to play Bjork. Perhaps an "I'm Not There" scenario where Bjork is played by herself, Sam, and... help me out here.

Jason Adams said...

Well Kristen Wiig already proved capable, as has Winona Ryder.

shaun said...

Margaret Cho does a pretty funny impersonation....

J.D. said...
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J.D. said...

Alex Borstein!

Anyway, Sam is love.