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I was going to try and narrow this down to just three of the actors in JJ Abrams'
Star Trek, but... well where's the fun in that? Been there, fucked that before. It's warp speed full ahead to polygamy and group sex, y'all! So here's how it goes: choose two guys to
do the sex with
(both at once, each separate, whatever your sick and twisted mind desires), two guys to gay-
marry (just ask the religious right - once the same-sex marriage is legalized this is the next sort of thing we'll be asking for anyway... besides all that goat-sex we all love so much, of course), and then you have to
dump three poor chaps. There's so much to choose from! So many options!
Since only a lucky few people have seen the film so far feel free to make your choices about the actors rather than the characters they're playing... or if you want to pretend you're having a three-way with Kirk and Spock you go on with your bad self there too. Who am I to judge?
Here's a who's who:
14 comments:
HOLY CRAP, Ja. Um...
Do: Pegg / Pine.
Dump: Cho / Quinto / Urban.
Marry: Bana / Yelchin.
That hurt. :(
DO: Pine, Urban
Dump: Yelchin, Pegg, Quinto
MARRY: Bana, Cho
P.S. This looks hot enough that Uhura could drop by for that first group up there.
DO Pine and Quinto
DUMP Cho and Ylechin and Pegg
MARRY Bana dn Urban
That's a toughie.
I would do Urban and Quinto.
Dump Pegg, Cho and Yelchin
Marry Pine and Bana
Do: Pine and Bana
Dump: Quinto, Urban and Cho
Marry: Yelchin and Pegg
That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, although it hurts having to give up Cho.
DO: Bana & Pine
DUMP: Quinto, Pegg and Urban
MARRY: Yelchin & Cho
I have a feeling I will be disappointed by this movie unless the plot involves Eric Bana capturing everyone of these people and enslaving them in his harem.
DO Pine / Yelchin
DUMP Quinto / Bana / Urban
MARRY Cho / Pegg
Am I the only one who'd do Yelchin? C'mon, guys. He's adorable!
Oh, well. The cheese stands alone.
Do: Quinto, Urban
Dump: Pine & Anton, Eric Bana (but only because my sister loves him and I want her to have him)
Marry: Cho and/or Pegg because funny lasts a hell of a lot longer than hotness (not that they aren't)!
I don't know that I like the rules.
Do: Everybody-oops!
Dump: Cho,Nero,Quinto,Yelchin
Marry: Bana,Pegg,Pine, and definitely Urban! Yay! and we'd live near that planet on the dog star.
Dammit JA, i'm a cinephile not a sex worker.
anyway this was easy.
DO: Urban / Bana / Uhura (why leave her out... I mean, she is one of the boys is she not?)
DUMP: Pine / Quinto / Pegg
MARRY: Cho / Yelchin
oh and I can't believe anyone is dumping Cho. That shit is bananas. he's the best one!
You're welcome to shift the Kinsey scale over a lil' bit over for your purposes, Nat, but I'm keeping it hard on 6 here. But I'm sure she's a lovely girl. ;-)
Turns out to be easy
Dump: Pegg (he's kinda cute, but gotta dump someone), Urban (don't know who he is)
Do: Bana (hunk-licious), Quinto (he's fucking hot and sexy, but I have a feeling he's an ass), Yelchin (he's a twink)
Marry: Cho (cute and seems trustworthy), Pine (seems like a nice guy on talk-shows, and doesn't try to hard.....unlike Mr. Spock)
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