Thursday, May 07, 2009

Do, Dump or Marry - Boldly Go

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I was going to try and narrow this down to just three of the actors in JJ Abrams' Star Trek, but... well where's the fun in that? Been there, fucked that before. It's warp speed full ahead to polygamy and group sex, y'all! So here's how it goes: choose two guys to do the sex with (both at once, each separate, whatever your sick and twisted mind desires), two guys to gay-marry (just ask the religious right - once the same-sex marriage is legalized this is the next sort of thing we'll be asking for anyway... besides all that goat-sex we all love so much, of course), and then you have to dump three poor chaps. There's so much to choose from! So many options!

Since only a lucky few people have seen the film so far feel free to make your choices about the actors rather than the characters they're playing... or if you want to pretend you're having a three-way with Kirk and Spock you go on with your bad self there too. Who am I to judge?

Here's a who's who:

(clockwise from top left)
Eric Bana - Nero
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk

Simon Pegg - Scotty

Zachary Quinto - Spock

John Cho - Sulu

Karl Urban - Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Anton Yelchin - Chekov

And here's the way my choices fall:


Alright, y'all take your answers to the comments!
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14 comments:

J.D. said...

HOLY CRAP, Ja. Um...

Do: Pegg / Pine.
Dump: Cho / Quinto / Urban.
Marry: Bana / Yelchin.

That hurt. :(

Joe Reid said...

DO: Pine, Urban

Dump: Yelchin, Pegg, Quinto

MARRY: Bana, Cho

P.S. This looks hot enough that Uhura could drop by for that first group up there.

Anonymous said...

DO Pine and Quinto
DUMP Cho and Ylechin and Pegg
MARRY Bana dn Urban

Anonymous said...

That's a toughie.

I would do Urban and Quinto.
Dump Pegg, Cho and Yelchin
Marry Pine and Bana

Dame James said...

Do: Pine and Bana
Dump: Quinto, Urban and Cho
Marry: Yelchin and Pegg

That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, although it hurts having to give up Cho.

mB said...

DO: Bana & Pine
DUMP: Quinto, Pegg and Urban
MARRY: Yelchin & Cho

RJ said...

I have a feeling I will be disappointed by this movie unless the plot involves Eric Bana capturing everyone of these people and enslaving them in his harem.

Anonymous said...

DO Pine / Yelchin
DUMP Quinto / Bana / Urban
MARRY Cho / Pegg

Am I the only one who'd do Yelchin? C'mon, guys. He's adorable!

Oh, well. The cheese stands alone.

Taffy said...

Do: Quinto, Urban

Dump: Pine & Anton, Eric Bana (but only because my sister loves him and I want her to have him)

Marry: Cho and/or Pegg because funny lasts a hell of a lot longer than hotness (not that they aren't)!

Hugh Man said...

I don't know that I like the rules.
Do: Everybody-oops!
Dump: Cho,Nero,Quinto,Yelchin
Marry: Bana,Pegg,Pine, and definitely Urban! Yay! and we'd live near that planet on the dog star.

NATHANIEL R said...

Dammit JA, i'm a cinephile not a sex worker.

anyway this was easy.

DO: Urban / Bana / Uhura (why leave her out... I mean, she is one of the boys is she not?)
DUMP: Pine / Quinto / Pegg
MARRY: Cho / Yelchin

NATHANIEL R said...

oh and I can't believe anyone is dumping Cho. That shit is bananas. he's the best one!

Jason Adams said...

You're welcome to shift the Kinsey scale over a lil' bit over for your purposes, Nat, but I'm keeping it hard on 6 here. But I'm sure she's a lovely girl. ;-)

Marshall1 said...

Turns out to be easy

Dump: Pegg (he's kinda cute, but gotta dump someone), Urban (don't know who he is)

Do: Bana (hunk-licious), Quinto (he's fucking hot and sexy, but I have a feeling he's an ass), Yelchin (he's a twink)

Marry: Cho (cute and seems trustworthy), Pine (seems like a nice guy on talk-shows, and doesn't try to hard.....unlike Mr. Spock)