Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Arrest Me, Officer! I've Been Very Bad!


Via ModFab via Playbill comes the news that will be the death of me:

"Two major Hollywood box-office draws will join forces in the fall for a new Broadway play.

The New York Post reports that Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Daniel Craig (James Bond) will co-star in Keith Huff's A Steady Rain.

No official announcement about the production has been made; however, should it come to pass the drama will likely be the hottest ticket of the fall season.

... A Steady Rain tells of two seasoned cops whose lifelong friendship is severely tested when a seemingly routine domestic disturbance call results in the death of a young boy. When the horrific truth of the situation is revealed, one of the two must take the blame for the fatal mistake."

Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig! Playing dress-up as cops! While within my reach! This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with an extended on-stage molestation.

1 comment:

Glenn Dunks said...

Considering I already have an incredibly weakness for cops (I even get a nudge out of Seth Rogan dressed as on with a handlebar in Superbad!) this is just going... too far. Oh man.