Thursday, April 16, 2009

I Am Link

--- Speedo Dreams - I didn't much care when I first read this morning that the kid from the Terminator TV show - name: Thomas Dekker; status: twink - was added to the cast of the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, but then DH pointed out that his character is on the swim-team and hoo-boy did I suddenly become interested and yes, seriously, I can be that ridiculously superficial. Duh.

--- Just One Mahi - I'd seen and posted on that Elisabeth Shue was going to be leading the Pirahna remake, but Cinematical has some details on her role as well as word that Adam "I am suddenly everywhere" Scott is playing opposite her.

---Big-Time Horrible - Joss & Co. are chatting up the possibility of a feature-film sequel to Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog. Well really Joss is just saying, "Let me write something first," and everyone is, "Oh my god it's a big huge movie with millions of stars and I am blinded by the genius of it all!" So the usual.

--- Cannes Or Bust - Jesus effing Christ look at this list of films that Twitch is saying are heavily rumored to be playing at the French festival this year:

"Though the official lineup announcement doesn’t come until next week and the only films publicly confirmed thus far are Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds and Pixar’s Up, Variety has gone out and listed a huge stack of films that their sources tell them are in for the 2009 edition of the Cannes Festival. Among them? Ang Lee’s Taking Woodstock, Sam Raimi’s Drag Me To Hell, Terry Gilliam’s Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Bong Joon Ho’s Mother, Johnnie To’s Vengeance, Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist, Park Chan Wook’s Thirst, Wener Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant and more, more, more."

That shit ain't right. My soul hurts seeing that shit. IT HURTS.

--- And finally, as a way to cleanse after that last bit turned my insides to agony, PopWrap is asking the Very Important Question of who is the hotter Euro soccer-stud, David Beckham or Cristiano Ronaldo. I'm on Team Beckham forever and always, but I will take this moment to give a little love to Ronaldo's admittedly impressive ass, since I haven't done so before:

But sorry, he's no Becks...

Mmmm Becks...


Anonymous said...

O. M. G.


Please stop distracting me when I still have 2 more periods to teach today.

John said...

I beg to differ, Becks wished he looked like Christiano. God Damn he looks hot in those pics and those wet shorts....

Glenn Dunks said...

I'll say Ronaldo, but I think I prefer my men to spend less time on their hair.

Awesome banner though!

Anonymous said...

I always wonder why anyone would be a Beckham's fan....have anyone heard him speak? That voice is a total turnoff and I usually find british guys extremely sexy....:(