Thursday, March 12, 2009

Now This Is More Like It

This story from I Love You, Man star Jason Segel about an on-set "incident" between himself and co-star Paul Rudd is a soothing homo-comfortable balm to the bitterness I just displayed over Robert Pattison's gay weird-out (via):

"Oh, Paul Rudd is dreamy. ... there was one amazing experience where I was doing days on my TV show and nights on the movie. Like 20-hour days. My only recourse was to sleep any time we had even a ten-minute break. So one time I was fast asleep on the couch, and I just feel Paul and his gentle touch on my shoulder going, 'Hey, Jase, wake up. It’s time to wake up, buddy. Wake up.' And I slowly open my eyes, and Paul is standing there with his dick out. And he just gives me this weird, mischievous smile and walked out of the room. I didn’t bring it up for a while, and then I brought it up, like, two weeks ago, and he said, 'Oh, I don’t remember that.' [Laughs] How often are you doing this joke that you don’t remember it?"

But then, Paul Rudd's penis has always been, to me, a soothing balm, ya know? I know you do know. We all know. And knowing is half the battle!!!

ETA And speaking of Jason Segel's homo-comfort, this is as good a time as any to post these pictures of him making out with Neil Patrick Harris on that How I Met Your Mother show they're on. At least, I've tried to find an excuse to post them before and it never really presented itself, so this will have to do.


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