Monday, March 30, 2009

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Traxler: Say, Professor Tripp, is all that stuff true about Errol Flynn? How he used to put paprika... on his dick... to make it, you know, like... more stimulating... for the chick?

Grady Tripp: Christ, Traxler, how the hell should I know?

Traxler: You're reading his biography, aren't you?

Grady Tripp: Oh. No, it's true. He used to rub all sorts of things on it. Salad dressing... ground lamb...

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