I Am Link

--- Bisexual Celestia has gotten her hands on Thomas Jane's enormous manhood - sigh - Anne Heche has joined the cast of HBO's Hung, the series about Jane's big dick and probably other stuff too, as Jane's ex-wife.

--- Abe Oh-Nine - Tony Kushner, playwright and screenwriter for Steven Spielberg's Lincoln bio-pic, says the movie will be out in time for Christmas. AKA next Oscar season, of course. Also, the film is only going to cover two months of Lincoln's life.

--- Va-Va-Veronica - Rob Thomas apparently is all set with his Veronica Mars movie script and heading to talk to the money big-wigs very soon. I report what they say but have no hope it will go anywhere. Prove me wrong, Mr. Thomas; please, I beg it of you.

--- Yup, Still Annoyed By The "E" In Basterds - The trailer for Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds is premiering tonight on Entertainment Tonight, and everybody's spazzing over the preview for the trailer's premiere because it has an actual snippet of the actual footage that we'll actually see later. This is what our culture has become. Yet I post. And Quint at AICN has already seen the trailer and reviews it at the start of his review of Friday the 13th (beware Ft13th spoilers at that link). He is underwhelmed.
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