I just randomly stumbled upon the above picture from some sort of red carpet event for the 2007 movie Dedication - I'm nothing if not timely! - which Justin Theroux directed and which starred Billy Crudup and Bobby Cannavale, and it seemed too good not to post. (Okay okay, so it really looked like this before I unleashed my photo-shopping fury upon it, but I grew irritated with Mandy Moore infiltrating my visual three-way fun; no real offense meant to Miss Moore, who'll forever be in my good graces for shouting the line "Cock-chuggers 2: Cock-chuggin'!!!").
Anyway, since there are three of them there - the magic number! - and and it's been a little while since we played the Do, Dump or Marry game, it seemed an opportune moment. Here are your choices:
Now just because this offers you the opportunity to dump Billy Crudup just like he did to poor super-duper pregnant Mary-Louise Parker, that doesn't mean that you have to be so vindictive and do that....... but you can if you wanna! There's the fun of it! So make with in the comments: Do, Dump, or Marry these sons of bitches.
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Anyway, since there are three of them there - the magic number! - and and it's been a little while since we played the Do, Dump or Marry game, it seemed an opportune moment. Here are your choices:
Now just because this offers you the opportunity to dump Billy Crudup just like he did to poor super-duper pregnant Mary-Louise Parker, that doesn't mean that you have to be so vindictive and do that....... but you can if you wanna! There's the fun of it! So make with in the comments: Do, Dump, or Marry these sons of bitches.
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Do Theroux.
Dump Crudup.
Marry Cannavale!
Man, I'm gonna get so much shit for marrying Billy Crudup. Whatever, I'm totally am. Once he's been dumped by the rest of you, he'll be sufficiently humbled and broken and won't think of leaving me like he left poor MLP.
Anyway, the choice between doing Justin Theroux and Bobby Cannavale is almost too difficult to make. But those photos of Bobby up there broke the tie. Do Bobby, then (incredibly reluctantly) dump Justin. I can't believe I'm saying that.
Well Joe I haven't offered my opinion yet BECAUSE I CAN'T. This one is TOO HARD. I will have to take some time and think about it. Perhaps consult a spiritual guide first.
Do Theroux (can I also wash my dedicates on his stomach?)
Dump Bobby 'Funky Spunk' Cannavale. I know it was just an SATC episode, but it left a bad...taste.
Mary Dr. Manhattan
I would definitely marry Justin, although I get the feeling he'd leave me too. Bobby is the "safe" one so I'd dump him and do big Blue. I can't help it, I'm looking to get hurt.
Do Cannavale.
Dump Theroux.
Marry crudup!
Do Crudup- because he's hot but you know he'll leave me, the bastard- and marry Justin (can he be wearing the pink-paint-splattered t-shirt?), because I never really liked Bobby Cannavale.
Do Cannavale ('cause he's hot).
Dump Crudup ('cause I don't like him as much as the other three)
Marry Justin. 'Cause he's hot, talented, and I know with the pending residuals from "Iron Man 2", we'd have an awesome life in the future.
Unfortunately I have to dump Cannavale simply because of his connection to the reimagined "Cupid" show.
I'd do Crudup, hopefully leaving him so in love with me that I can then break his heart.
And finally I'd marry Theroux because he's got it goin' on!
Marry Crudup-I like the bad boys, I can't help it.
Do Bobby-funky spunk or not, I don't care.
Dump Theroux
I have to agree with Anonymous:
Do Theroux, Dump Crudup, Marry Cannavale!
Do Billy, dump Justin, marry Bobby.
I would do Bobby. He has a wonderful ass. Great.
I would definately dump Billy. I don't get the appeal. He dumped MLP. He is dead to me.
I would marry Justin. He is so intense and soulful, plus he has a big cock.
Do Theroux. He looks like a dirty, kinky boy. I'd keep him as my bit on the side.
Dump Crudup. Because, seriously? You dump Mary-Louise Parker for Claire Danes' proto-emo ass? Seriously? Claire Danes WISHES she was as hot as Mary-Louise Parker, and I dare say she's just Mary-Louise Parker in training.
Marry Cannavale. First saw him on W&G, fell madly in love and it was only compounded by 'The Station Agent'.
Do Justin Dump Crudup Marry Cannavale he's just too handsome sweet and sexy not to :)
Totally agree with Branden!
- Do Cannavale, yum.
- Dump Billy, same reason as the rest and don't find him overly attractive.
- Marry Justin T. (so I can do him over, and over, and over, and over again into infinity!!!) He's so hot!!!! Who would dump that? Those eyebrows, that jawline, bad boy image & studliness, UGH! Have you seen him shirtless (Charlies Angels 2?), in sweatpants or better yet shirtless in sweatpants??? (The Leftovers) :) Search the web or watch The Leftovers, you'll know what I mean. God i'm filthy....
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