Monday, January 05, 2009

He's Mine


I suppose I should let the ink dry on their divorce papers before I go jumping into his bed, but this should just be considered a heads-up to anybody trying to claw their fingers into my man - step the fuck off, yo. I will cut you.

1 comment:

Ross said...

In the name of civility, I suggest a compromise. You can have his front side, and I get his backside. Then every two weeks, we can switch (you know, to spice things up).