Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I've Got A (Pushing Daisies) Theory!

Hey Republicans! I know there are literally zero thousands upon zero thousands of you reading this. Republicans love me, ya know. Anyway, I have something to tell you. What y'all should do tonight to undermine that Barack fella, see? Y'all love doing that. Y'all should organize your millions of tiny brains together - keep in mind that a million Republican brains make for one human sized brain - and have a Pushing Daisies Watch!

Since it's the only thing on opposite "That One"'s television special, you can vote with the Nielson ratings and give Pushing Daisies big huge tremendous ratings tonight! That'll show 'em!

For those of us who feel torn however, by our love for both Ned Olive Chuck & Co. and Barry Obama, well... I don't know what to tell y'all. I'm watching both thanks to the wonders of modern technology, and if y'all can that's my advice to you. Or ya know who you're gonna vote for, and Obama's special will inevitably be online 30 seconds after it's aired - if it ain't already - so catch it that way.

And if you're an Undecided, I have nothing to say to you. You make me crazy.

Pushing Daisies, 8pm, ABC, tonight.
Be there or be a dirty hippy!


John T said...

I chose Ned, Chuck, Emerson, and Olive, amidst rumors that it may be cancelled. Life without Barack Obama as President will be unbearable, but so would life without my pie maker.

I'll watch Barack next Tuesday.

Joe Reid said...

I'm particularly partial to that pic of Red State Lee Pace up there.