Wednesday, October 08, 2008

I'm Sick

Hey everybody. I won't be posting today, as I'm laid up with some mysterious illness that's sapping my will to breathe... it's presumably a Scarlet or Yellow Fever... something colorful and horrific and old-timey.

So y'all should amuse yourselves. I'm sure you remember how to do that... live without me, that is, right? You will survive. You will! Somehow, you'll manage. The sun will come out, et cetera...

What was the last movie you watched? What celebrity do you currently want to screw? I don't know, just tell me something funny in the comments, something to brighten an oozy sorta day.



Anonymous said...

ummm, I want to screw every celebrity, duh. you know what makes someone really attractive? no, not personality or looks, how shallow are you?!? it's money.

-rhymes with "bri"

SamuraiFrog said...

You know that dream you had about me making out with Scarlett Johansson? Apparently it's still in my head. I had a dream last night that you and I were playing video games and then I started making out with Kristen Bell.

So, you know, there's that to look forward to. Or something.

Anonymous said...

I wanna fuck the shit out of shia labeouf! need more of him on your sexy site:)

Ross said...

I watched Mission to Mars last night just 'cause of De Palma. Some great visuals, but it was totally hammy. Should have been directed by Verhoeven (it might have achieved Showgirls status!) Plus the ending was totally lame, and there were way too many scientific inaccuracies. Yet, it was still better than Black Dahlia.

As to your second question, well, you already know the answer to that one. On that note, let me know if you ever see a version of Marciando Nel Buio with English subtitles. He apparently has a great full frontal nude scene in it, but I've only seen the still photos.

Hurry up and get better!

FDot said...

I just got a box of Puffs Plus with Vicks scent the other day. Those things are addictive. Now I'm just huffing the tissue to get a Vicks high.

Last movie I saw? Che. A noble failure. First half better than the second half (boring). No real sense of who Che as a person was.

A celebrity to screw? Sigh....I still kind of want Orlando Bloom.

J.D. said...

Last movie I saw? Bonnie and Clyde, which I re-watched last night. It was better this time! So yay.

What celebrity do I currently want to screw? Um... would you like a list? ;) ATM, I most want to do Louis Garrel's hair. Which is totally typical.

Anonymous said...

Get well soon!

Cheers Chan


get well...

and think of January as the light at the end of the tunnel: DOLLHOUSE and BSG, both.

not that you'll be sick until January.

um... never mind

Jason Adams said...

Thanks for the love, everybody! I'm feeling... slightly better today. Keepin on with the keepin on, at least.

And those were all respectable screwin' answers. You do me proud.