Happy October! Let's Sacrifice Some Virgins!

Well, the bestest month of the year has arrived, and it's time to celebrate. Slip into something ghoulish and play-act out your favorite depravities - allow that mask of sanity to slip just a lil', my friends, cuz All Hallows is on its merry harridan way!

As for MNPP, we're gonna be celebrating by painting the walls... with the blood of virgins!


You know those poor souls, those unloved masses, the guys and gals in horror movies that can't get no affection (mush less satisfaction)? There are geeks, dweebs, and spazzes aplenty crowding up these celluloid tombs and I thought it'd be swell to zero in on them for a change, and give them some love. If by "love" we mean "a swift kick in the pants over the edge of the sacrificial volcano" (and we do). Because what is this blessed month about more than preying on the weak anyway? We're getting Darwinian all up in the MNPP hizzouse!

So on a daily basis through the month of October, we'll meet our latest victim. Thirty-one not-so-brave, not-so-pretty, not-so-good-with-the-friend-making souls we'll be shuffling off the mortal coil, all for our own deranged amusement.

Enough with the explanations... let's get our victim on!

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