Strangers on a Train (1951)
Bruno Anthony: "It's so simple, too. A couple of fellows meet accidentally, like you and me. No connection between them at all. Never saw each other before. Each of them has somebody he'd like to get rid of, but he can't murder the person he wants to get rid of. He'll get caught. So they swap murders.
Each fellow does the other fellow's murder. Then there is nothing to connect them. The one who had the motive isn't there. Each fellow murders a total stranger. Like you do my murder and I do yours.
For example, your wife, my father. Criss-cross."
Unfortunately for poor smitten Bruno, he makes his sweet deal with somebody who won't hold up his end of the bargain. Poor Bruno. I mean, how could he resist falling for the charms of Farley Granger in tennis shorts?
Tease. I'd have been deranged putty in Farley's hands, too. What's that you say? Farley's character Guy didn't want his ex-wife-to-be murdered? P'shaw, I says. He went playing footsie with a stranger just looking for it, I says. Begging for it.
I'd be remiss if I didn't add a little here on the performance by Kasey Rogers as Guy's soon-to-be-cast-off wife Miriam - she's terrific, no? She's so tawdry and hateful and memorably slutty. Lest we forget, just before getting the ol' throat-hug from Bruno seen above, she's traipsing around with two horn-dogs and probably on her way to getting double-teamed on Temptation Island here.
One more note: We have the triumphant return of Alfred Hitchcock's daughter Pat in Strangers! You might remember my obsession with her role as Chubby Bannister in Stage Fright? Well here Hitch is mean-spirited once more towards his only child - her character might be blandly named Barbara Morton here, but the mere sight of her drives our dear Bruno to old-lady-choking madness!
What is Hitch getting at anyway? It's downright perverse, it is. And it wouldn't be called Hitchcockian if it wasn't.
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