Starf*cker

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John Slattery
9.24.08 -- 8:30 AM

He was riding his bike up Hudson Street
looking like he'd rolled out of a damn Gap ad.
Crisp blue shirt, dark jeans, brown dress shoes,
perfect looking toddler sitting in front of him.

I wish Christina Hendricks had been riding side-saddle
behind him. That would've made my fucking week.

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Also, I'm fairly certain I saw Jason Schwartzman
on the platform for the E train last night.
I say "fairly certain" because there are a lot of people
in this city who are trying to look like Jason Schwartzman.
But I think this was the real deal.

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