I was just going to do a post on Jason Statham's birthday, since he turns 36 today, but then I noticed there are two other attractive chaps (two boys to Statham's all-man, of course) that are celebrating their womb-emancipations today and they're not anyone I normally post anything about but what the hell it's been awhile since I've done a DDoM... so here we go.
First a lil' love for Mr Statham (yeah, it's already obvious where my heart lies)...
For plenty more o' Mr. Statham, click here.
Also celebrating his birthday today, turning 35, is Paul Walker. Mr. Walker has always fallen under the category of "Shut and and be pretty" for me, but when he does... man he's pretty.
For a lil' more Mr. Walker, click here.
And finally, someone I've never really had any opportunity to post on because I'd be goddamned if I was watching The O.C. after the first season, Mr. Benjamin McKenzie. He's adorable to be sure - although he got overshadowed by co-star Adam Brody, whose geek-shtick helped usher in our current schlub-loving zeitgeist.
Anyway, as for McKenzie... well, he's "rumored" to be in The Stanford Prison Experiment, about... the Stanford Prison Experiment. It's a movie I posted on forever ago, because it's supposed to star a veritable smorgasborg of hot-ass actors (Channing Tatum, Ryan Phillippe, Charlie Hunnam... the hot-ass list goes on), and it's a story pretty rife with homo-erotic situations and blah blah... up my alley. Anyway, Ben's a cutie.
So before we make with the nitty-gritty, a happy birthday to all these fellows.
But now... it's time for blood! Sound off in the comments - which of these three would you exchange vows with, which would you exchange fluids with, and which would you exchange a bootprint-to-the-ass with. And yes, you're a bunch of MONSTERS for dumping someone on their birthday. SHAME on you all.
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DO: Jason Statham. I'd marry the guy if it weren't for all you bitches clawing at him all the time.
DUMP: Ben McKenzie. Nothing against the kid -- he's grown on me as of late -- but with the "Do" slot taken, Ben loses the marriage derby with...
MARRY: Paul Walker. Beautiful d-bag, perhaps. But I've always liked him an eensy bit more than everyone else, and I could stare at that face for a long, long, long time.
Do -- Jason Statham. Sexing him would def. hurt, wouldn't it? So one night should be enough, I think.
Dump -- Paul Walker. I just don't get it.
Marry -- Ben McKenzie. He really is cute, and sweet, and he'd probably make the best overall hubbie.
Do: Paul Walker. He seems nice enough.
Dump: Ben McKenzie. Way too dull for my taste.
Marry: Jason Statham, if anything, for a rockin' two week honeymoon in the south of France.
this is the easiest one yet.
DO: Paul. Once should be enough. He'd probably be too into himself for twice.
DUMP: Ben. Just doesn't do as much for me.
MARRY: Jason Statham. Already aged and still rock hard and fine.
Dump: Stratham (this is one of those rare Ja crushes that I just don't see the attraction on)
Do: Paul Walker, if only for the ass.
Marry: Ben McKenzie, because he's sweet and will have a nice career as a character actor.
marry- jason statham. why? just look at him, man.
do- paul walker. but just once. and then i'd sell the pics to perez or something.
dump- benjamin mckenzie. sorry, he's just bland. i think he was on the oc but i'm not positive.
Do: Jason Statham. Have you seen a picture of him without his shirt on?
Dump: Paul Walker. He's never done anything for me. And he's not very talented, anyways.
Marry: Ben McKenzie. I'm a sucker for The O.C. boys. I'd probably marry them all if it was legal.
DO: The OC kid. I don't find him especially attractive but I suspect he might be surprisingly entertaining.
DUMP: Walker. Bo-rang.
MARRY: Mr. Statham. So we could do and do and do, before we got around to doing it all again.
Do: Jason Statham - Duh
Dump: Paul Walker - Snooze
Marry: Ben - I'm a fan, he's sexy and he's funny.
Do: Hmm...I'd go with Paul. Once.
Dump: Jason. Sorry, hun...but...I can't describe it. I still love you!
Marry: Beeeeeeen! *tosses to the ground*
DO: Paul Walker, simply cuz he has most abs
DUMP: Jason Stattham. He's just waay to old, but still he's in shape ;)
Marry: BEEEEEEN!!! cute and sensitive nice guys are just my type :D
Paul Walker é lindo! Muito gato!
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