Quote of the Day

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I feel like I've been talking about dick a lot lately. Have I? I really don't talk about dick that much in my daily life. Really! There's just been such a wealth of dick-related news items lately. Or I turn them into dick-related news items... sigh. I should just shut up, let James Franco do the talking for himself (and his dick). Or should I say his fake dick.

This is Franco talking about his nude scenes in Milk (via):

"When I read the script, there was like, one kissing scene. No problem. It's acting....So, but as soon as I signed on I get a new script. Page five, like, full-on love scene. There's like three to five new love scenes in the movie. Gus! What's goin' on? And he said, well, Sean wants it. Sean asked for the love scene.

... Sean's doin it. If he wants to do it, who am I to say no? So the first day of shooting I had to do this scene where everybody else is in clothes and I have to dive into the pool naked. And I was very uncomfortable but the make-up artist on the day handed me this prosthetic penis and said here, you can wear this. It'll make you more comfortable...The scene went on for a long time, like half the day. It's just getting old — diving into this pool naked. And I go over to Sean and I guess he didn't know I was wearing a prosthetic. And I said to Sean, 'You are such a great actor. You wouldn't do a scene like this if they asked . You wouldn't dive into the pool naked,' and he said, not knowing I was wearing a prosthetic he said, 'Well James, if I was built like you, I would.' I didn't say anything. Cut to a couple weeks later we did this scene. We're both dancing and we're both naked, and we both now had prosthetic penises. He finally put it together that I'm wearing the Boogie Nights prosthetic. And he said 'James that time in the pool!' And I said 'Yeah I was wearing the prosthetic.' And he said 'God, I'm so relieved.' And then, he's like 'You show me your prosthetic, I'll show you mine.'"

What a bunch of wimps! Wearing fake wangs. Sheesh. Is there no integrity in this world anymore? Man up, already. Give us the goods. I'm going to be totally taken out of the movie now, staring at their plastic members swinging around like ridiculous baseballs bats. I'm glad their egos will be intact while they're morphing on-screen into those tripod creatures from War of the Worlds.
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