
"Someone told me that if you freeze framed that shower scene you can see me full-frontally nude, which I didn't know. And then one day my buddy called up and was like, "Yea, I can see it! You got nothing to be ashamed of, Casper!" I couldn't believe he said that to me! He has three kids, I don't want to know that he's freezing the DVD to see my package. It's funny that he's happily married and checking out my goods because he read about it on the Internet."
Casper seems really self-aware and is very funny about his lot in the biz - who knew? Go check out the interview; he dishes on his most recent nudity, Denise Richards, Paul Verhoeven, his cut scene as Patrick Bateman (yes, that Patrick Bateman) in Rules of Attraction (it involves a g-string, a severed head, and my immediate need for this footage), as well as how Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth, among others, all are professed huge fans of his (and how he might be donning a Nazi uniform for a certain Inglorious project, if QT's to be believed). Great stuff.
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Is it weird to admit that I'm horribly attracted to Casper? I mean, I even own that god-awful Tarzan itteration! I'm off to the store tonight to buy the new bugs flick!
And I have decided to stop drinking during my lunch break because it just causes me to use too many exclamation marks!
If there's something wrong with being attracted to Casper, then my entire life has been based on LIES.
Alright, I'm overstating that a tad. A simple "No, there is nothing wrong with that" will do.
I have to trump alls yalls bitches, because I was at a party attended by Mister Diem and his lovely wife Catherine last weekend. Even in Dad Jeans (yeah, they were kind of Dad jeans ... he is painfully straight) his ass was like the continental shelf. I was like an infant fixated on jiggling keys ... such simple pleasures.
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