Monday, July 14, 2008

I'm Coming To Find You, Crying Children

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This request goes out to anyone who might work for Warner Brothers: I need the names and home addresses of the whiny little bastards that threw a fit at the test screening for Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are. You can send them to me anonymously, I'll never reveal my sources. Seriously - these kids need to be taught the correct reasons to cry.

Via DH comes word on the film's status from WB's chief Alan Horn:

""We've given him more money and, even more importantly, more time for him to work on the film. We'd like to find a common ground that represents Spike's vision but still offers a film that really delivers for a broad-based audience...we remain confident that Spike is going to figure things out and at the end of the day we'll have an artistically compelling movie.""

I don't trust the words "artistically compelling" coming from the lips of a suit. "Artisically compelling" translates into "We let the mother have smaller tits" or something similar, and has nothing to do with keeping the flick the slightest bit interesting.
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1 comment:

J.D. said...

*runs away screaming*