Happy (Super-Duper Late) 3 To MNPP

I went looking for a picture of a male celebrity wearing plaid pants and the only one I found was this one of John Mayer:

Does this mean I have to accept him as MNPP's spokeswhore? Because he and I have a sordid, troubled history... I hate him sorta, but he's funny kinda, and then he got all hot and he's really very tall, but he dates Jessica Simpson or Jen Aniston and eww, but still he's hot... total hate-fuck material, I suppose.

Point: It just occurred to me that this here My New Plaid Pants turned 3 years old... a full month ago! June 2nd, to be crystal. Man, if even I can't show the blog any love... it's just like all my goldfish. The minute the boyfriend goes out of town for a trip our goldfish commit hari-kari every time - they swallow pebbles and cram themselves under giant rocks... anything to escape alone time with me. Sad face! This blog is just like the puppy I've always wanted yet will inevitably die once I have my hands on it because I am incapable of nurturing anything besides my own fragile psychoses.

Ahem. So a belated happy blog-birthday to me...? You can give me belated gifts of finding other male celebrities wearing plaid pants, how's that? Where's Jake's plaid-panted support anyway? Ungrateful bastard.
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