Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday's Ways Not To Die

Happy Indiana Jones Day!

It seems only appropriate to take a look at this delightfully graphic depiction of human sacrifice from the second film on the day the fourth comes out, no? This shit invented PG-13, y'all (along with this, of course). My childhood wouldn't have been the same without it.

And dude, it's totally more gross when his chest closes itself back up on its own than when the hand goes in. Eww.

PS - I'm not seeing Indy 4 until Sunday because BLAHSTUPIDREASONSBLAH. So yes, I suck. The end.

Previous Ways Not To Die: Via The Gargantuan Venom Of The Black Mamba Snake -- Turned Into An Evil Robot -- The Out-Of-Nowhere Careening Vehicle Splat -- "Oh My God... It's Dip!!!" -- Critter Balled -- Stuff'd -- A Hot-Air Balloon Ride... Straight To Hell!!! -- Puppy Betrayal -- High-Heeled By A Girlfriend Impersonator -- Flip-Top Beheaded -- Because I'm Too Goddamned Beautiful To Live -- By Choosing... Poorly... -- Fried Alive Due To Baby Ingenuity -- A Good Old-Fashioned Tentacle Smothering -- Eepa! Eepa! -- Gremlins Ate My Stairlift -- An Icicle Thru The Eye -- Face Carved Off By Ghost Doctor After Lesbian Tryst With Zombie Women -- Electrocuted By Fallen Power-Lines -- A Mouthful Of Flare -- Taken By The TV Lady -- Bitten By A Zombie -- Eaten By Your Mattress -- Stuffed To Splitting -- Face Stuck In Liquid Nitrogen -- Crushed By Crumbling Church Debris -- Bitten By The Jaws Of Life -- A Machete To The Crotch -- Showering With A Chain-Saw -- In A Room Filled With Razor Wire -- Pod People'd With Your Dog -- Force-Fed Art -- Skinned By A Witch -- Beaten With An Oar -- Curbed -- Cape Malfunction -- In The Corner -- Cooked In A Tanning Bed -- Diced -- Punched Through The Head -- Bugs Sucking On Your Head


Agnes B said...

Who let Al Pacino rip a guy's beating heart out his chest?

Agnes B said...

Also, do you accept Thursday's Ways Not To Die nominations?

Jason Adams said...

I'd love a recommendation, ab. Scheduling all would depend on whether I own said movie or not, and getting my hands on said movie if not, of course. Plus there's always my sheer laziness to consider. But yes, throw an idea out if you got one, I'd love to hear it.

Agnes B said...

The scene from Body Double where the woman gets drilled to death. It's easily one of my favorite ways not to die and easily my favorite DePalma movie.

Jason Adams said...

AWESOME choice, ab. I'll totally do that one some time. I love Body Double too (although Carrie will never be dethroned as my favorite flick of DePalma's).