Oh thank the heavens and the hells, I wasn't picked.
Things should be back to normal tomorrow.
Large sigh.
Cheerio!
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Things should be back to normal tomorrow.
Large sigh.
Cheerio!
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"I now forgive Calvin Klein for previously hiring Justin Bieber as a model. I literally stopped buying the brand at that. I will reconsider now."--- MNPP commenter Dan approves, as do we all, of CK's use of Aaron Taylor-Johnson as their latest underwear model. Our baby boy is looking good!
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it's so crazy that you and my friend Wil (who you've met) were called to jury duty on the same days. BUT HE WAS PICKED!
Poor Wil! I'm soooo happy I escaped their clutches. I tried to glare menacingly at the defendant, thinking it would get me out of there sooner, and apparently it worked. I kept having flashbacks to that court-room scene in the movie Wild Things where Denise Richards jumps out of her seat in the stands and throws a pitcher of water at Neve Campbell (who's on the witness stand) and screams something like "Lying skank!!!"... yeah, I really wanted to do that. Alas... there's always next time!
You could have copied Beverly Sutphin from Serial Mom and hitched your skirt up to discreetly flash your nether regions to a witness to pervert the course of justice.
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