Monday, April 14, 2008

I Am Link

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--- A Sculder Appears - The first official like pictures of Mulder and Scully in X-Files 2 appeared online over the weekend; besides the above one, you can find a couple more over here. No tongue-baths this time around though. :(

--- A Meat-less Release - STYD has word that the Clive Barker adaptation The Midnight Meat Train (sans Meat now) is only scheduled for DVD release with a Canadian company, and that Lionsgate is contractually obligated to release it in theaters here in the US. When that release will happen... only Mahogany knows.

--- Machete Fodder - Some more nobodies have joined the cast of the Friday the 13th remake, including that friend-of-Shia dude from Disturbia and a cute guy named Travis Van Winkle ---> that was "in" Transformers. So we have "funny dude killed for being stupid and/or horny and/or annoying" and "hot dude killed for being horny and/or sexy and or/naked (hopefully lots of the latter)" covered then.

--- Real World Horror - Wanna watch the security camera footage of a guy who was trapped in an elevator for 41 hours? Knock yourselves out. I'll be taking the stairs.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Point of correction (unless I'm mistaken)...much as I wanted annoying dude from Disturbia to be dead, he showed up alive and only slightly battered at the end...they just don't make 'em like they used to...there was a time in the genre when a cool death was the most a second banana could hope for....

Jason Adams said...

shaun, I was casting what their roles will be in Ft13th, not what their prev. roles already were. Not that I blame you for confusion - I was being typically muddled. I know you're right about the guy from Disturbia, though, because the movie ended with a scene that majorly creeped me out - him videotaping Shia and Girl making out in extreme close-up. Yuck.

Anonymous said...

i think you like saying "Sculder" a little too much...
-duh