Friday, April 18, 2008

Happy Birthday, Eli Roth!

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Mr. Roth turns a fiendishly handsome 36 today. Y'all ought to be aware that I'm, well, kinda obsessed with Eli. The proof is, as they say, in the pudding. (What the hell does that mean anyway? If anyone ever said that to me while actually handing me a delicious bowl of pudding I would throw that delicious bowl of pudding out the window immediately. Proof of what? I don't want to know.) Wha? Hi Eli! Hope you have a wonderful day filled with love and sunshine and enormous phalluses galore! And would you get to working on your next project already? Sheesh! You're killing me here!

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