I had a prophetic vision this morning. See, I woke up early - 4am, actually - and couldn't fall back asleep. I lay there tossing and turning for a couple hours, and suddenly it came to me. Some people get the old blinked-on light-bulb moment for how to cure diseases, or how to negotiate peace treaties between warring nations. Mine came delirious from a lack of sleep and it told me I had to do a post on Welcome to the Dollhouse today. Specifically, some random quotes from peripheral characters. Because I'm saving the world here, people. I'm fulfilling my destiny. My sad, tiny destiny. Sigh.Anyway... I typed out all of the following quotes by heart. I haven't even seen this movie in well over a year. I have however seen it in my life a grand total well into double digits. I could probably quote it from beginning to end if I tried. Love. Marry. Forever, me and WttD. Come back, Todd Solondz. Please.
Cookie: But Brandon. This didn't even kawst anything.
Ginger: We finger-fucked. Once. Last Spring.
Tommy: Wanna bite?
Steve Rodgers: 'Special People' equals retarded.Your club is for retards.
Lolita: Someone barfed there fourth period.And a bonus! Just because this screen-grab
makes me laugh and laugh and laugh...
Brandon: 3 o'clock. You get raped. Be there..
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My mother used to call and use the last one to scare me into waiting for her to pick me up from school.
Now I know where she got it from!
Man, Lolita is so fucking scuzzy and awesome. I love her.
James - That is so disturbing on so many levels. Your mother sounds like my kind of people!
Stacie - I could've included ALL of Lolita's lines; she's so awesome. I love the part where she forces Dawn to go to the bathroom in front of her, it's so hilariously fucked up. "I want to see it with my own eyes. Now shit." HA!
Did you see the episode of "Stalker" where dawn and her rapist are reunited? LOL
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