Do I have to write something beside this? I don't really want to delve into my complicated relationship towards Ashton Kutcher. Can't I just post a picture of him in his skivvies being studied by scientists and forgo the usual soul-searching I spiral into when I find myself attracted to him? It gets ugly. I grow confused, breathless, disturbed. Tears flow, curses are muttered. Hair loss and skin rashes can't be far behind.
There's the good - Beauty and the Geek, he's so very pretty; there's the bad - The Butterfly Effect, Punkd, Rumer Willis; it definitely leans towards the bad side of the spectrum, to be sure.
What am I to do? Shut my mouth, move on... die a little inside. It's all I have.
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3 comments:
he definitely falls into the 'don't talk, you'll spoil the pretty' category.
I's EZ for AK, whether he's talking or not. And when he's in underpants? I start getting messy.
I'm not proud of it.
I'm just saying.
You might as well give in to the Kutcher. He's one of those people that, try as you might to ignore him, he keeps drawing you back.
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