These are Bai Ling's last words! She wrote the following on her website - she has a website? - while sitting at the airport just before wandering into the terminal store and stealing fist-loads of US Weeklies and stuffing double AA's in her bra - she has a bra? - on Wednesday (via D-Listed):
Apparently she'd broken up with her boyfriend on Wednesday and the impending Valentines crush made her go mad with thievery. I bet Bai Ling's a hot bitch in prison. Her nipples are like shanks! She's stabbing people left and right and ruling the joint already. We'd best be careful, she could have an army within a week. Sign me up! Bai Warrior!
ETA And how'd I miss this? It's her mugshot! She looks so sad! I can't find humor looking at her frown. Smile, Bai! Life sings the beauty and stuff!
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"Delayed the flight, [wandering] again in the airport like a ghost, why can't I just be the sun smile? Life is a sad song sometime but still sings the beauty for their loved ones..."
Apparently she'd broken up with her boyfriend on Wednesday and the impending Valentines crush made her go mad with thievery. I bet Bai Ling's a hot bitch in prison. Her nipples are like shanks! She's stabbing people left and right and ruling the joint already. We'd best be careful, she could have an army within a week. Sign me up! Bai Warrior!
ETA And how'd I miss this? It's her mugshot! She looks so sad! I can't find humor looking at her frown. Smile, Bai! Life sings the beauty and stuff!
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Yoko!
Seriously, if they even need someone to ply Yoko Ono
Well, I was adamant that she was framed until I read this. Now I think she stole the batteries for her vibrator. A girl's gotta get some kinda lovin' on Valentine's Day, right?
Loved her in Gaau ji (Dumplings).
I think she could play May Pang as opposed to Yoko! ;)
I wonder if someone is bailing her out.
omgdidyougetthat?!?! I'm a genius.
I never thought that her face could make me sad.
She needs a buddy flick with Sean Young
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