... that Vince Vaughn's Cowboy Orgy of Bad Laughs or whatever the fuck it's called is finally coming out this weekend, so I won't have to sit through that yuk-free abortion of a trailer any more. I swear to whatever atheists swear to that it was about to drive me to megaplex arson. Who are these people still laughing at Swingers jokes? You can tell me: it's straight guys, isn't it? Gah, straight guys - pull your shit together, man. We're all laughing at you now.
And did Vince really think ripping off the poster for Swingers was a good idea? Calling attention to the fact that you look like you've been on a bender for the entire decade since Swingers, one that's ruined your once-passably-attractive face (I stand by my claim that he made a pretty hot Norman Bates)... well, that ought to be taken directly as a slap in the face from the marketing department, Vince. Somebody should be fired, baby.
[this possibly unreasonably nasty post has been brought to you
by the sour mood visited upon me via an upset stomach this afternoon....
my apologies to anyone directly offended by it, including all straight men]
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by the sour mood visited upon me via an upset stomach this afternoon....
my apologies to anyone directly offended by it, including all straight men]
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I hate you, Vince Vaughn.
There, I said it!
And it feels good!
Where are you seeing this trailer so often? I've only seen it once, and I may be wrong but it maybe have been before 27 Dresses and I know you didn't lower yourself to see that. Maybe I'm just fortunate, because hells yeah it looked awful.
I swear I've been seeing that trailer in front of all sorts of random movies for months upon months upon months. Well over a year even, I think. I think its release date must've changed. Anyway, sick to death of it, I am.
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