Quote of the Day

I already told y'all how much I enjoyed Cloverfield, but Piper's extremely-different reaction to the movie at Lazy Eye Theater is must-read material. Totally hysterical. Titled "Was Beth Worth It?," here's a choice tidbit:

"I don't know Beth Mcintyre (Odette Yustman), Rob's love interest, all that much. I know she's pretty and has never been to Coney Island and trying to catch strawberries in her mouth makes her scared. I know that Rob has had a crush on her since high school and that he recently had sex with her. That's all I know, but maybe there's more. Maybe she's a good conversationalist. Maybe she's very thoughtful. Maybe she spends every other weekend, helping orphans."

It goes on and gets funnier and funnier from there. Check it!
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