Is this really the first thing I want staring at me from my email inbox in the morning?
Gah. Shut up, John Travolta and Kelly Preston. If you have something to tell me, why isn't it "Hello, we're insane, totally gay, and sometimes we dine on infant's flesh." That's all I want to hear from you. THE TRUTH.
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Please, everyone knows that Xenu has forbidden Travolta from dining on infant's flesh. It's toddler flesh he requires. (Ages 2-4, red heads preferred)
Gah, someone's going to come after me for typing that.
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