Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Lucky Mario


You know, I'm not even that attracted to Orlando Bloom - except when he looked like this - and he looks like crap here, but I still haven't wanted to be someone as much as I want to be photographer Mario Testino there sandwiched between Jake and Orlando since I photo-shopped my face onto that picture of director Fred Zinneman with Marlon Brando and Monty Clift. I almost made with the photo-shopping again, but... lazy.

These are from a party in Testino's honor in 2005 (via IHJM); hence Jakey's Jarhead buzz-cut. Note to anyone organizing a party for me at any point in the future: I won't be satisfied unless I have similar treatment.

I need to go watch Jarhead again. Like now.

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