See how busy I am? I spaced on today being Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday! The shame. Forgive me, Jake! I'll make it up to you, I promise. It will involve a nice dinner, candlelight, hours of fellatio... ahh, somebody stop me. Nevermind, I can't do this simplest of posts without making everything all dirty. I pollute everything! With my thoughts of naked, sweaty Gyllen-birthday celebrations... anyway... best end this before I turn MNPP into Skinemax...
Happy birthday, Jake!
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