Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dear John Mayer,

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Happy 30th birthday, dude! I didn't know we were only a couple of months apart in age; that's nuts.

Anyway, I've got two words for you on your birthday: hate-fuck. I've tried to fight your hot for too long, I give in. Even that Jessica Simpson thing didn't wreck it totally. Ever since seeing you in person and discovering you're very, very tall, and then you successfully covered a Radiohead song... I'm lost.

So get back to me!

Sincerely,
JA
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1 comment:

Marius said...

Yeah, he's cute and I'm also attracted to him. Now he's part of the 30-something gang. Welcome to the club, John.