I was checking out what's coming out in theaters this upcoming weekend and saw there's only one movie worth checking out (no, I do not plan on seeing Bourne; I have to catch up on the first two still...) - David Wain's The Ten (watch the awesome trailer here!) will start playing here in NYC (and in LA)! Wain was responsible for that well of cinematic hilarity Wet Hot American Summer a few years back and he's finally gotten around to gathering up his usual comrades - along with some new (Winona!) - faces - and getting something out. I was going to do a list of five hot men from the movie but there are only really three I consider hot (Theroux, Cannavale, Rudd). So instead here are five random moments from Wet Hot American Summer that remind me how infinitely hilarious that flick was. Is. Shall always be!
Gene (Chris Meloni):"Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters."
Andy (Paul Rudd):
"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
Katie (Marguerite Moreau): "Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you."
Susie (Amy Poehler): "Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer... director slash choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my BALLS woman! I am telling you the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living HELL! (long pause, now calm) All right, I'll put him on last."
Can of Vegetables: If you wanna smear mud on your ass,
smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it.
Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before,
but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.
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My fav line:
"Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp because I'm allergic to oxymorons!"
-Beth
I wouldn't kick Meloni out of bed either
Jarrett, that was #6 on my list... and I almost cheated and snuck it in anyway. I feel bad I didn't put in any of Janeane's lines, she was awesome in the movie; I wish I had a screengrab of her making the moose face when she's told to wear mousse.
Mmmmmmmm Meloni. No kicking him outta bed at all!
I'm not sure if these are the exact lines, but this is my favorite exchange.
Katie: See ya Coop.
Coop: I want you inside me.
Katie: What was that?
Coop: Oh nothing.
Definitely Meloni!! And I like Bradley Cooper too.
You don't consider Cooper or Meloni hot? Oh well...
Marguerite Moreau needs to work more.
I consider both Cooper and Meloni hot! This is how terrible rumors get started! I was considering doing 5 Hot Guys for the movie The Ten, not for WHAS. Neither Cooper or Meloni are in The Ten.
My other choices for The Ten, besides the three I named, could've been Adam Brody (no), Liev Schreiber (in the Scream movies, yes; since then, no), Ken Marino (only on Veronica Mars), Michael Ian Black (funny, yes; hot, most certainly not), Michael Showalter (see Michael Ian Black), and Jason Sudeikis (kinda adorable and growing on me with 30 Rock, but not yet).
But with WHAS, if I'd wanted to find five hot guys from that, all there would've been was Rudd, Cooper and Meloni. Three again.
Apparently David Wain's movies will always have exactly three guys I find attractive.
OH.....got ya. Jason Sudekis is hot to me.
Oops! Yes, this is how rumors get started, isn't it?!
So now that we have "The Nines" and "The Ten," how long do you think it will be before some studio exec decides we need "The Eleven"?
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