It's been nearly two and a half weeks since I've seen or heard anything about Jake Gyllenhaal. The above is one of the last pictures taken of him, arriving in LA on June 25th. He's vanished! Poof! Kaput! The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist! Release the hounds! Get Marg Helgenberger on this shit, stat!
Anyone seen any stories/pics I've missed? My stalking duties have been seriously hampered. Am I going to find his mummified corpse in my chimney dressed as Santa Claus?
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Anyone seen any stories/pics I've missed? My stalking duties have been seriously hampered. Am I going to find his mummified corpse in my chimney dressed as Santa Claus?
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Jakey had a little accident, but don't you worry, I'm taking good care of him. Although I might have to hobble the dirty bird if he tries to escape again.
He was in Martha’s Vineyard with his mum on the 4th of July.
He's got his speedo on, and is now getting in the cake for your birthday Ja!
John, that visual is all the birthday present I need this year. Thanks for that.
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