The below post is NSFW,
and has been posted in honor of the memory
of the late Rev. Jerry Falwell.
and has been posted in honor of the memory
of the late Rev. Jerry Falwell.
Because I went so dang hetero the last time I did one of these (for me, at least), I'm feeling the need to really gay it up this time around. And admiring the male derriere is about as gay as I can take this thing without posting hardcore pornography. So without further ado, right off the top of my head without thinking too hard on it (there are other choices that come to mind; hell I posted one last week), and in no specific order, here are the first five fine examples of the male posterior exposed in mainstream (i.e. not porn) movies that come to mind.
Alessandro Nivola, Junebug
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jarhead
Christian Bale, American Psycho
Patrick Wilson, Angels In AmericaAnd BONUS! This doesn't really count because he's never (I know! What is he? Psychotic? Some sort of horrible person put on Earth to torment us all?) actually bared his bare behind - all we have are above-the-clothes shots - but in a list of fine asses one really cannot exclude Eddie Cibrian, owner of the finest ass ever created in the history of man. Here's a pair of shots from But I'm a Cheerleader that sort of get across his glory:
Add your own favorite ass moments in the comments!
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HOLY FUCKING CRAP HILARY SWANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faints as gay as possible
Patrick Wilson's ass is like a chunk of gold...delicious gold
I was torn between using Patrick Wilson's ass in Little Children and Patrick Wilson's ass in Angels in America; either would've worked, since yes, chunk of delicious gold, that ass.
You chose wisely...that scene was the hottest in the film.
Well, maybe the Emma Thompson sex was hotter, but this one was good stuff.
I don't want to dump cold water, but...that's not a butt double for Alessandro? Or Phillippe? Not that they don't look like they'd be packing something sublime in the back, but those scenes always had the familiar trappings of the booty double to me.
Cold water dumper!
It never even occured to me that they could be butt doubles, and those shots do kinda seem that way...
But then again, why would they bother? They've both shown their asses in other movies - Phillippe in 54, Nivola in Laurel Canyon, and from what I remember both of those shots were most certainly them (i.e. we saw their faces too).
Well I KNOW that's Patrick Wilson b/c he gets naked all the time
Good point, JA. Maybe they themselves are the butt doubles for everyone else in Hollywood? Which is why they look familiar. The magic of Hollywood!
Here's Nivola in Laurel Canyon
And here's Phillippe in 54, and another movie, and in a wetsuit... just cuz.
Who says I ain't thorough?
that wetsuit picture makes me happy
God bless the internet, and Christian Bale's ass
My pants REALLY hurt right now... ;)
There's no reason why someone such as Alessandro would use a butt double.
And in Ryan's scene, doesn't he turn his head around while you can still see it?
God, Ja, you're a teaser aren't you?
There's actuallly an edit between seeing Ryan's arse and then to a closer shot where it's him above the waist, so I could understand thinking it could've been a double. But yeah, he's shown it plenty of times so I don't see why he would've been shy then.
And yes, I do find it disturbing that so much of my brain is taken up with frame-by-frame analysis of male nudity in film.
Alessandro Nivola and Patrick Wilson, just...magical.
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