Today's Mood

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Milton Waddams (Stephen Root),
Office Space

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either,
because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk
one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,
I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved
my desk four times already this year, and I used to be
over by the window, and I could see the squirrels,
and they were married, but then, they switched
from the Swingline to the Boston stapler,
but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up
as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler
and it's not okay because if they take my stapler
then I'll set the building on fire... "

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