Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Remake It All!

Seriously, Wes? What are you smoking? From Coming Soon:

"The next film we'll probably be remaking will be The Last House on the Left."

Urgh. Listen to me, Wes: there are other ideas in the world. Other ideas that you haven't already made into movies once before. Like, seriously, there are! Are you planning on remaking you entire deeply-erratic oeuvre?

How long til we see Vampire in Brooklyn remade then, Wes? Seriously, I want you to tell me how long until that happens, because then I can tell you that your remaining lifespan is that same amount of time but minus one day.


J.D. said...

Uh... what? Yeah, that's not good at all.

I miss original ideas. Where are they?

Glenn Dunks said...

I'd been hearing about this for ages. It's just crazy. And Last House... was a remake in the first place! Remakes of remakes.

Ugh. The entire reason why Last House is so effective is because it's so grungy and cheap and exploitational. No way would they be able to do that now. They'd be slapped with an NC17 faster than a porno flick.