"The next film we'll probably be remaking will be The Last House on the Left."
Urgh. Listen to me, Wes: there are other ideas in the world. Other ideas that you haven't already made into movies once before. Like, seriously, there are! Are you planning on remaking you entire deeply-erratic oeuvre?
How long til we see Vampire in Brooklyn remade then, Wes? Seriously, I want you to tell me how long until that happens, because then I can tell you that your remaining lifespan is that same amount of time but minus one day.