Atticus Gone Gay

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I don't know why it hadn't occured to me sooner: I need a dog, immediately, so I can have this sort of meet-cute with Jake! From Defamer's PrivacyWatch:

"Sunday at the dog park. My dog starts playing with a cute German shepherd that proceeds to hump him, without benefit of formal introduction or dinner. The owner and I intervene to restore civility and suddenly I'm confronted with sapphire blue orbs. Who else but Jake Gyllenhaal. Very sweet, drop dead hot, and very apologetic- although none was necessary. Our dogs just lived out my fantasy, by proxy. I say "WOOF"."

Oh that rascally Atticus. Did you learn to jump on other boys that way from your daddy?
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