Thursday, October 05, 2006

Happy Birthday, Kate!

The astonishing Kate Winslet celebrates her 31st birthday today. With Little Children opening tomorrow and today her birthday, this is officially Kate Winslet Day! To celebrate you can:

A) Hit your best friend's mother
in the face with a brick
and blame some sort of sapphic trance

B) Throw your boyfriend in a tub filled with ice
and push his face under the surface

C) Run through a rainstorm in a corset and
make yourself dreadfully ill
(all in the name of PASSION!)

D) Smack yourself upside the head until you forget
every bad memory you've ever had
(you don't have the patience to think
about the good memories)


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