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We're constantly inundated by stories of Lindsay Lohan et al. clogging up the bathroom stalls with their narcotic-hoovering, but I have yet to hear anyone blame the obvious mastermind behind creating a winter wonderland on the Sunset Strip:
This dude is carrying fifty bricks of cocaine in the trunk of his Hummer right now. Quick, somebody look! First one to OD wins a prize!
And yes, that prize is sweet release from a world where this tool gets his picture taken on a regular basis.
And double yes, this the sound of me officially, once and for all, being completely over any remainder of my Jordan Catalano crush. Thank goodness I still have Jake.
(pic from Gawker)
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We're constantly inundated by stories of Lindsay Lohan et al. clogging up the bathroom stalls with their narcotic-hoovering, but I have yet to hear anyone blame the obvious mastermind behind creating a winter wonderland on the Sunset Strip:
This dude is carrying fifty bricks of cocaine in the trunk of his Hummer right now. Quick, somebody look! First one to OD wins a prize!
And yes, that prize is sweet release from a world where this tool gets his picture taken on a regular basis.
And double yes, this the sound of me officially, once and for all, being completely over any remainder of my Jordan Catalano crush. Thank goodness I still have Jake.
(pic from Gawker)
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2 comments:
Jared is still totally hot. There are times when he doesn't look so good, but not everybody can loook their best ALL the time. Jordan Catalano no longer exists -- Jared's all grown up now.
I have a real love-hate thing going on with Jared. Yes, he can still be very - like the epitome of - attractive, but because he's an asshole and thinks he's a rockstar he glams his prettiness up into some poser-bullshit that is skeeviness to the Nth degree.
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