Friday, September 08, 2006

Introducing... Armageddon!

Surely this is the way we're all going to die. Right?
Microbes can clean up toxic waste dumps

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Microbes with a taste for toxic waste may hold the solution to cleaning up contaminated industrial sites and poisoned waterways across the globe, saving billions of dollars in cleanup bills, an Australian scientist said...
Am I being paranoid? I mean, yes, I am being paranoid, but still, paranoiacs are right some of the time, right? We've got to be sometimes. But yeah, let's give these toxic waste-eating microbes more oxygen, get 'em to grow really big... SO THEY CAN DEVOUR THE WORLD WHOLE.


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