Thursday, August 17, 2006

Winona Loves Keanu

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From IDLYTW:

Winona Ryder has a crush on Keanu Reeves. While they were filming A Scanner Darkly together she constantly told him that she, well, basically wants to do him.

“Keanu knows I have a huge crush on him, I tell him all the time. My character cares very much about Keanu's character, and with Keanu it's very easy to care about him... I was frustrated because we didn't get to make out properly."

Okay, this is the final proof that Keanu Reeves is gay, right?

I mean, maybe I still have too much of a love affair going on not-so-deep within my subconscious with Winona Ryder so I can't properly see how a straight man would turn her down and, like, not be married to her already. But seriously, I want to make out with her.

So maybe some of us seem to have fallen out with Ms. Ryder, and I can understand the desire... but I just can't! I will love my 'Nona forever, no one will take her away from me!

She and Christina Ricci are my girls, I don't care if they are occasionally questionable in the actual acting talent department, I love them forever and always. Amen.

Seriously, though, Winona & Keanu (if he weren't so very gay) would be like someone of my generation's Burton & Taylor, our Bogey & Bacall.

Yeah, I said it!
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